Welcome to the second part of our venture into the world of random patriotic items and knick knacks. If you didn't catch part one be sure to take a gander at our Abraham Lincoln cologne decanters.

This thing would be great for putting cream in you coffee in the morning, right after you've plashed on the cologne from you Abe Lincoln decanters. I defy you to think of a more American way to start your day.
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These gilded visages of Honest Abe found their way to Retro Politics via a thrift shop. The great part is they still had the cologne in them. There’s nothing that’ll make you feel more American in the morning than splashing on a little cologne from a statuette of one of America’s greatest presidents.